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great googly moogly

Posted in Home, Work, deployment by usernames on the August 27, 2008
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I have the greatest job ever.  It’s hard to believe that I almost did not apply for this job.  Thank you Jen for pushing me to apply.  Not only do I play with AutoCAD but I also play with the latest software version of it.  I’m talking stuff in Alpha and Beta phases. I’m free to make my own schedule most of the time and I get paid pretty good as well as compensated in other ways.

But this just takes the cake.  Jen and I have debating about what to do with a laptop and me deploying.  We have a laptop currently at home, but it’s not really meant to be used as a laptop.  Giant 17″ screen, full keyboard, and heaven forbid you keep it on your lap because I’m pretty sure I could back brownies with the amount of heat it gives off.  About 2 weeks ago I was talking to my boss about this situation and that I have been looking at the Dell Outlet store and that I’ve been watching the prices on there.  We chit-chatted about the deals there and that was that, nothing more.  Flash forward to today and my boss I asked me if I found anything yet for a laptop and I told him we’re still debating it and we also need to budget for it.  Well out of nowhere he told me to go ahead and find one that I like and the company would purchase it for me.  I say company like we’re a big firm, but he is the owner of the company.

Talk about a huge blessing from the Lord.  Thank you Jesus!!

How Quickly December Will Be Here

Sunday I got done with a long week and long days (5 AM to 9 PM) of training and paperwork to get me ready for deployment. It was only suppose to be Monday through Friday, but in typical Army fashion someone screwed up. Originally my orders were suppose to be till Friday so they just extended my orders till Sunday. Imagine my surprise when they told me this news. Monday through Thursday was SRP days (Solider Readiness Processing). During this time I get screened for my medical (started my HEP B shots), personnel, clothing issues, & briefings (not underwear briefings Jen). This is all in order to get me ready for SRC (Solider Readiness Check) which is about the same thing as an SRP but more in detail. Then Thursday through Sunday we were in the Field doing Warrior Task Training and Battle Drills. Oh lucky me on Wednesday I felt I was getting sick and sure enough Thursday it kicked in, I’m guessing I got it from one of the other 450 soldiers. Needless to say the last few days were miserable, exhausted, not being able to talk, sore throat…and out in 90 plus degree weather. I don’t mind being out in the field doing training, but being sick just makes everything worse.

So Saturday I was just beat from fighting this cold and my NCOIC (Non-Commissioned Officer in Charge) told me to get with the medic.  So I went and saw the one of NCO Staff members who could contact the medic.  I explained my situation to him.  He asked me “You wouldn’t be doing this to get out of training would you? I’m just kidding, don’t take it the wrong way.”  I chuckled and he chuckled.  I knew he was kidding, but I said back “If I wanted to get out of training I would’ve done it on my wife’s birthday”.  Anyway I eventually got with the medic, who was useless, told me I had a cold and I need to take some medicine.  of course I already knew I had a cold and I was already taking medicine.

Even though the week had it downers it did have some good things. I met some of the people I will be deploying with as well as found out some information on what to expect over in Iraq. So December 1st is when I will be leaving for training and then in April I will be leaving for the Sandbox…Iraq. I can’t believe how quickly August will be over and how quickly December will be here. I will get to come home for Christmas and New Years, but I will be leaving again on January 2nd…yes my birthday. Happy Birthday Bobby you’re going to Mississippi.  I’ve heard nothing but bad things about Mississippi.   Jen has shared the story of her mom treating to leave her Dad if they did not move from Mississippi.  Can’t wait!

Till Next Time.

I know I know

Posted in Family, Work by usernames on the August 13, 2008
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I know I’ve been really sporadic posting, but I have thought of doing it.  I’ve been out of my office for 3 weeks and been trying to catch up on all my work.  Majority of my post I am able to do at work.  Aren’t you supposed to be working at work?  Yes I am.  However, much of the time I am able to complete my task and have a bit of time to do postings.  But since Monday I’ve been catching up plus doing all of my other work and training the guy who will replace me when I deploy.  Speaking of the new guy, I’m a bit worried he’s not going to pick everything up that I do.  I’m creating a guide of everything I do, but something just doesn’t sit right with me.  He’s still new and maybe I just need to give him more time.  I have about 2 months left there and hopefully he’ll be up to speed on everything.

Last weekend Jen, Adlei, and I went to Crowder’s Mountain.  It was about a 3.5 mile hike with a little bit of climbing over rocks.  Let me say this real quick.  When we got Adlei the rescue home told us that Adlei has been known to jump fences.  After taking him hiking I believe it, this dog can jump.  He was climbing and jumping over everything.  The cats have accepted him as one of their own and he has no problems with them.  Not sure if all dogs do this, but Jen and I noticed that when we walk him he goes in a zig zag motion, almost like he’s skiing.  He also likes to chew things…not a lot of things, but some things.  For example, we had a towel in his cage…he ate some of it.  One of my flip flops….he ate the straps on it.  So needless to say somethings need to change.  Other then the towel and my flip flop he’s a great dog, very calm and relaxed and sweetest dog ever.  Doesn’t bark and only growls when the cats try to steal his food, but I don’t believe he has a mean bone in his body.  Anyways check out the pictures below from the weekends hike.

Crowders Mountain

Till next time..

In the Army Now

Posted in Army, Home, deployment by usernames on the August 4, 2008
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In the future there will be more and more post regarding my deployment and instead of talking about it in a cryptic way I figure I’ll just go head and say it.  I found out last month at drill that I was being involuntary transferred to another unit being deployed.  What that means is I am being transferred from the unit I am in now to another unit so they can meet their numbers…essentially I was resigned to another unit.  Since I’ve told people of my deployment some have felt sorry for me.  I ask please do not feel sorry for me.  Jen and I knew of this when I re-enlisted and I’m excited to go.  This is why I joined the Guard so I can serve.  Before I was involuntary assigned to go I was in the middle of deciding if I should volunteer to go or just wait to see what happens.  For those who signed up for free college they are in for a big surprise when they have to fulfill what they signed up for and I have no sympathy for those.  If they do not want to defend their country that’s fine, but don’t expect a free ride to college.

Last weekend was a weekend full of cleaning weapons and working on my promotion packet at drill and I also found a bit more information on my deployment.  I found out my school dates for my job reclassification and I also found out which unit I am going with.  However, nobody knows for sure where this unit is.  I have been given 5 or 6 different cities where this unit is.  I also got my orders for my SRP (Solider Readiness Process), which is in three weeks.  For those who do not know what an SRP is, it’s a week long 11+ hour days of doing paper work, getting shots, and equipment.  We need to make sure we have our will’s and power of attorneys are in order, are pay in straight, and all other necessary paper work.  Every solider who is going to deploy has to go through this lovely experience.

This morning I was doing research for things that I may need while deployed (items that the Army does not issue) and I realized that I will have no need to buy any regular clothes at least for a year.  Plus I have all my stuff (tools, my mountain bike L, paintball gun) at home that won’t be used for over a year and I need to figure out what I’m going to do with it.  By the way, for those who come across this if you’ve been deployed before your suggestions for things to bring to Iraq would be greatly appreciated.

Some other news, Friday night we got a dog and no I did nothing to persuade Jen into it.  We’re not sure what he is and either does the adaptation agency.  We think he has yellow lab and basenji, which is kinda like dingo.  Looking at the picture he really does look like a dingo or basenji.  He has really taken to Jen and as for me he’s scared.  We believe that whoever owned him before that a man used to hit him, whenever I try to pet him he cowers.  He’s about 2 years old and is very friendly not a mean bone in his body.  The cats get along with him fine mainly because he’s afraid of them.

That’s all for now.